The Denver Police Department is gearing up for something big. Their purchases include riot gear, helmets, masks, body armor, and clubs. Surely this is just for the DNC you say.
There have been rumors and reports of outbreaks in the Denver area. These include the recent childrens bible camp breakout, and serveral encounders with undead homeless.
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This Zombie tactical assault vehicle was spotted in Kansas of all places. It’s plausible that it is in fact used as a storm chaser, but this would be a proper tactical vehicle for patrolling an area overrun with zombies.
Similar vehicles are seen during purges, but significant work is done to keep these out of [...]
This outbreak is being covered up as a common stomach virous outbreak. Our sources say that about a several (unconfirmed) children turned zombies had to be eradicated in this outbreak. This outbreak is especially dangerous as it is difficult for any person with a heart, even zombie specialists, to cull zombified children. Often parents are [...]
Under the presupposition of limiting outbreaks of gang violence, the DC government has set up roadblock limiting the entry and exit into certain outbreak high risk areas.
Zombie outbreak history has lent evidence that low income neighborhoods are at higher risk due to a multitude of factors, including, gang communication, poor hygiene, violence, and increased interpersonal [...]
Posted from Firefox News
06/03/2008
Climate Change, Wacky Weather, and Zombies!
The world around us is changing. Doomsayers from the late twentieth century said global warming would cause drastic changes sometime before the end of the twenty-first. “The Day After Tomorrow” scenarios aside, those predictions appear to be coming true much more rapidly than previously thought. The polar [...]
Posted from The Kalamazoo Gazette
Sunday, June 01, 2008
1. Keep cool. Max Brooks, writer about zombies, says the undead “are a very stoppable horror. … They’re slow, and they’re dumb, and you can totally take them out if you know what you’re doing and keep a cool head and do all the right things. But if [...]