Zombie Repellent

Russia quells Georgia zombie infestations, then pulls back leaving fortifications and trenches.

It’s sometimes hard to decided which is worse, war, or a real zombie outbreak. But this piece of misinformation was concocted to cover up a massive outbreak that seems to have traveled north out of Africa or The Middle East.

We don’t know how this outbreak started in Georgia, and you could make many assumption. It’s best to track news events to recreate a path of destruction. This could have started from a variety of sources. It could have been a lone zombie straggling north who was not culled in a more southernly outbreak. Or the poor damned creature could have been washed ashore after being swept north through the Mediterranean and into the Black Sea. The Black Sea having such a high salt content, may have caused it to rise up after walking on the sea floor and wash up into a port.

It is important to track these outbreaks, by interpreting news stories, to trace the sources and prevent further outbreaks.

Here’s a link to the original article in FoxNews

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