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Boston Police adopt open book policy regarding zombies

Bostonian's fear not, Boston PD has adopted an open-book policy on Zombie Attacks. If there's a Zombie Attack, they will let you know.

Boston Police will report zombie attacks

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Boston's got your backBoston, MA
United States
42° 21' 32.112" N, 71° 3' 28.116" W
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News Story Title: 
Boston Police Zombie Defense
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Boston Police adopt open book policy regarding zombies
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Posted Thu, 10/01/2009 - 22:56 by Ben

University of Florida Zombie Disaster Preparedness Plan

The University of Florida has temporarily published a Zombie Disaster Preparedness Plan to their site before quickly removing it. Unfortunately, they pulled it, but not before it was seen by some news organizations and Google cache. Included is a link, and since we like to dig deep, we are including a text version of the document pulled straight from the internet cache: Included below:

Location

University of FloridaGAINESVILLE, FL, 32611
United States
29° 38' 27.9456" N, 82° 21' 31.5036" W
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News Story Title: 
ZOMBIE ATTACK - Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise #5 (DR5)
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University of Florida Zombie Disaster Preparedness Plan
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Posted Thu, 10/01/2009 - 22:47 by Ben

Secret Zombie police squad exposed

A privately-contracted, secret 'non-existant' zombie police squad has been exposed in Hardin, Montanna. The private force was apparently building a Zombie detention camp, presumably for internment and research. Unfortuantely for Zombie Hunters everywhere, a Zeb escaped from the compound and the Zed Squad had to go hunt them down before there was a full-blown rural apocalypse. The disinformation squad is doing a good job covering the incident up with a red herring conspiracy theory.

Zombie Detention Zone Police

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Zombie Detention Camphardin, MT
United States
45° 43' 52.7664" N, 107° 36' 48.3948" W
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News Story Title: 
APF In Hardin
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Secret Zombie police squad exposed
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Posted Wed, 09/30/2009 - 14:18 by Ben

Good for you Denver. Stay ahead of the game

The Denver Examiner has reported that local creamtoriums are taking the sensible approach to preventing the zombie apocalypse. Great job Jessica d'Arbonne for hounding out the scoop!

Cremate the dead to prevent Zombies

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Denver, CO
United States
39° 45' 18.3204" N, 104° 59' 17.178" W
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News Story Title: 
Anti zombie local business
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Good for you Denver. Stay ahead of the game
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Posted Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:26 by Ben

Zombie Attacks Bear Cage, Bear Confused by Bad Smell

A Zombiefied man wandered into a Bear-orium and got swatted by an angry bear. The Zombiefied man has been taken to a lab by authorities to be destroyed. It sounds as if the bear thought to attack, but the strong odor of a derilict Zombie eventually drove him away.

Derilict Zombie

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San Francisco Zoo Bear Sanctuary
Sloat Blvd
San Francisco, CA, 94132
United States
37° 44' 3.1524" N, 122° 29' 20.8824" W
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News Story Title: 
Bear Exhibit Intruder Was "Zombie-Like"
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Zombie Attacks Bear Cage, Bear Confused by Bad Smell
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Posted Mon, 09/28/2009 - 21:51 by Ben

US Closes South African offices under unexplained circumstances

The US has quickly and mysteriously closed all offices In South Africa. This sort of closure is a rare even and not done unless there is an immediate threat. There has been evidence of a massive out-of-control horde of the undead in certain regios of South Africa.Africa has been known as a hotbed of Zombie-ism, since it is where the earliest reports have been historically traced back to. There have been several historical records and local mythologies relating to the walking dead.

dawn-of-the-dead-zombie-2.jpg

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Johannesburg
South Africa
25° 55' 16.176" S, 28° 6' 58.3596" E
News Story Title: 
US Embassy in South Africa closes for security
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US Closes South African offices under unexplained circumstances
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Posted Tue, 09/22/2009 - 15:55 by Ben

French Dismantle Refugee Camp When Zombies Found

French authorities dismantle a northern France refugee camp when reported undead attack guards. The camp has been cleaned of all evidence and the surviving migrants have been relocated. French authorities cite humanitarian reasons for the move.

Calais Zombies Attack

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French Refugee CampCALAIS
France
50° 57' 28.5192" N, 1° 51' 9.054" E
News Story Title: 
French Police Begin Clearing Calais Migrant Camp
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French Dismantle Refugee Camp When Zombies Found
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Posted Tue, 09/22/2009 - 01:12 by Ben

Zombie Infested City; Buildings to Be Demolished

     There have been several reported outbreaks reported by zombie watchers in the western provinces of China. This region, while mostly unknown to most of the world previous to these outbreaks of strange violence, has an ancient history of walking dead. This area is shrouded from the western world with secrecy by the Chinese government. They have attempted, according to reports, to keep this story from escaping their national borders. When they lost control, the official story became that a group of people are injecting others with a strange syrum.

chinese needle attack

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URUMQI
China
43° 46' 57.6084" N, 87° 35' 11.4612" E
News Story Title: 
China to demolish Kadeer buildings in restive Urumqi
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Zombie Infested City; Buildings to Be Demolished
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Posted Mon, 09/21/2009 - 14:13 by Ben

German Teen Zombie Hunter Killed in Crossfire

A lone teen-age Zombie Hunter was killed in the cross-fire when police were called in to a misunderstood Zombie Outbreak. His school had been overrun by schoolkids-turned-undead and he had destroyed most of the undead. Town police had were called in by neighbors reporting the groans and screams, but they did not understand that this was a war against  the undead. A Zed Hasmat crew appeared shortly after for clean-up and instructed the local authorities to report his as a teen school murder spree.

Zombie Outbreak in German School

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Ansbach
Germany
49° 18' 2.6424" N, 10° 34' 17.3136" E
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German Teen Zombie Hunter Killed in Crossfire
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Posted Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:00 by ZombieRepellent

Zombie search trends

If you want real evidence of the growing zombie threat to humanity. Take a look at Google trends, it shows you the trends of searches people are doing. Enter Zombie as the search word, and you'll find it's been on the steady slow ambling march upward. There are spikes that correlate with zombies in the news. Over time we'll be trying to identify these spike trends.  This is a frightening sign of the growing concerns of real people with the growing zombie menace.See for yourself

Zombie Search Trends

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Mountain View, CA, 94043
United States
37° 25' 18.9012" N, 122° 4' 41.0268" W
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Zombie search trends
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Posted Wed, 09/16/2009 - 23:11 by Ben

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